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The most important decision you’ll ever make? On 6 January 2016 you’ll have to decide who you want to be the next king of England: Chuck (my opponent) or me. David wants to stay in touch. Please let me know how to reach your via email and I'll keep you appraised of the latest developments, and how you can keep Chuck off the throne. Keep me posted via email; I want to hear from David. |
I want to earn your vote, starting with my initial campaign decrees. Campaign Decree No. 1: Everyone in England shall automatically become a member of the royal family. Campaign Decree No. 2: King David means good entertainment value: I’ll hire the best actors, models and entertainers to represent me at all official functions. Campaign Decree No. 3: Everyone in England shall receive free beer or tea. King David’s reign will cost the English taxpayer nothing, zero, nada, nil. Conversely, Chuck’s family now receives over forty million pounds a year from the English public. And they demanded—and received—a substantial increase in their expenses which don’t include police protection or military security. Harumph. Any one of King David’s decrees will benefit you more than anything Chuck will ever offer. You'll be even more convinced once you read more about David—the person, the programmes, the priorities, and virtually no mention of Diana—the choice becomes even more clear. Still not convinced? Then perhaps you should know more about Chuck. |
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